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The final tracks will be judged by the audience as well, but with a complete disregard for their personal opinion. THE POP SMEAR TEST is instead judged by the involuntary bodily functions of the audience. Two actual professional nurses will take the vital statistics of audience members while they are hearing and feeling the finished audio tracks. Whichever team elicits the most amount of excitement from the audience - gauged by winning the highest marks in at least two of the three categories of Heart Rate, Blood Pressure, and Body Temperature - will be deemed the winner. Regardless of the conscious brain's opinion, the heated heart tells the real tale.

THE POP SMEAR TEST will be hosted by Dr. Fred Northup Jr. (not a real doctor but a real junior) of Unexpected Productions. Beautiful and professional nursing provided by Kelley Steinbach and Jenna Gleason (YES! They are REAL nurses!)

Go to THE POP SMEAR TEST at Chop Suey! Cuz not only is this A) a post-post-modern version of laptop battles with all the aspartame awesomeness of uber-electronic music and the delightfully competetive anxiety of actual melee, it's also B) FINALLY a way for audiences to literally be a part of an electronic show, instead of nut scratchin near the waiter station. There's so much fricken entertainment, you can enjoy the music AND ALSO mack on the fine ass nurses. And the winner is determined by measuring the body functions of audience members !!! Are you effin kidding me? That is so beautiful in its philosophical objectivity, it makes me want to jerk off hard to Atlas Shrugged and cry tears of blood on my mangled junk. Hello !!! There's dancing and sweet music and a funny MC and hot nurses and drinks and interaction and philosophy and a free medical exam. Jeezie Wheezie, is this utopia? We shoulda just named this show Narnia.



			The POP SMEAR TEST is the game where competing DJs create music using only sampled sounds from the body functions of the audience. The teams of electronic producers compete to create three different tracks with one major limitation: all audio used in their tracks must be comprised solely of audio collected from the bodies of the audience that evening. No soft synths or drum modules are allowed.
	The final tracks will be judged by the audience as well, but with a complete disregard for their personal opinion. THE POP SMEAR TEST is instead judged by the involuntary bodily functions of the audience. Two actual professional nurses will take the vital statistics of audience members while they are hearing and feeling the finished audio tracks. Whichever team elicits the most amount of excitement from the audience - gauged by winning the highest marks in at least two of the three categories of Heart Rate, Blood Pressure, and Body Temperature - will be deemed the winner. Regardless of the conscious brain's opinion, the heated heart tells the real tale. THE POP SMEAR TEST will be hosted by Dr. Fred Northup Jr. (not a real doctor but a real junior) of Unexpected Productions. Beautiful and professional nursing provided by Kelley Steinbach and Jenna Gleason (YES! They are REAL nurses!) Go to THE POP SMEAR TEST at Chop Suey! Cuz not only is this A) a post-post-modern version of laptop battles with all the aspartame awesomeness of uber-electronic music and the delightfully competetive anxiety of actual melee, it's also B) FINALLY a way for audiences to literally be a part of an electronic show, instead of nut scratchin near the waiter station. There's so much fricken entertainment, you can enjoy the music AND ALSO mack on the fine ass nurses. And the winner is determined by measuring the body functions of audience members !!! Are you effin kidding me? That is so beautiful in its philosophical objectivity, it makes me want to jerk off hard to Atlas Shrugged and cry tears of blood on my mangled junk. Hello !!! There's dancing and sweet music and a funny MC and hot nurses and drinks and interaction and philosophy and a free medical exam. Jeezie Wheezie, is this utopia? We shoulda just named this show Narnia.